when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
yeah but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important.
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears